Pat Healy ?-- Fred Armisen was great tonight as every audience member.#Debate
David Weinberger -- Well, there goes the gangbanger vote! Nice job, Mr. President! #debate
Feministing -- Guns don't kill people. Single mothers kill people.
Andy Borowitz -- It's as if the Romney from the first debate is tied up in a Scooby-Doo warehouse somewhere. #debate
Team Coco -- You know who won this #debate? The shadowy townhall industry.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson -- That debate was better than a real housewives reunion.