But in this latest popular story from Moscow, Lesya still seems more than happy with her new face full of ink. Which is great!
Really, it's just the size of the tattoo that confounds the rest of us. For had her man simply used 12-point Times New Roman and inked his name near her eyebrow, this wouldn't even be a big deal.
Comic Sans, on the other hand? Death by firing squad.
Nevertheless, this particular face tat is big and bold, and definitely not going anywhere.
"It's a symbol of our eternal devotion," Britain's The Sun tabloid quoted Lesya as saying. "I'd like him to tattoo every inch of my body."
Modern face tattoos (even cool ones such as Mike Tyson's eye tribal) definitely have a long way to go before they reach the same level of social acceptance as nose piercings. But they will. It's definitely happening.
So go ahead and get that dolphin. Or maybe even a lover's name, beautifully scrolled across your forehead.
Just don't use Comic Sans.
"Your mother and I have discussed this, and we've decided to take the firing squad on a cruise. When they're done."