Groupon says it will name your baby for $1K

Company: Let us gift your sweet child with a moniker for the ages

Published On: Jun 13 2012 07:42:22 AM PDT   Updated On: Jun 14 2012 07:46:22 AM PDT
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The naming of a new child can be an exhausting task with lifelong ramifications. But the deal-of-the-day gurus over at Groupon want to take the fuss out of titling your offspring with their latest promotion: Groupon will name your kid for $1,000.

According to the company, the deal is a real offer that is set to expire Wednesday night and must be used by Dec. 10. It is also only good for humans, no pets.

The deal states that, "Upon your child’s birth, Groupon will relieve you of the burden of naming your baby by bestowing a specially selected, custom-first name upon your infant son or daughter."

The company said it will email each purchaser of the deal with "A name for their child based on the name's aesthetic value and for how it might look emblazoned on a trophy one day."

As of Wednesday morning, six brave souls have taken Groupon up on the offer by purchasing the deal. However, no details have been released about the identities of the Grouponees or any names they've been pitched.

For those not expecting a special delivery anytime soon, fortunately, Groupon said the deal can also be purchased for friends and family members.

To purchase the deal, click here.